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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2004|01:39 am]
The Bitch Slut Club
[music |The sounds of nature]

It would appear our little community is growing. I like that. I like that a lot.
On these lonely Sunday nights my mind tends to wander...

...what could I be doing with my life? How can my existence be made more meaningful? What random guys could I be banging? What stupid hoes could I be slapping?

And, yet, here I sit. Alone.

Damn, bitch, my ass looks hot in these sweatpants.
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2004|10:42 pm]
The Bitch Slut Club

[mood |lazylazy]

I got a comment on another community from the Mod here telling me to apply. I figured, sure. What the hell?

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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2004|05:34 pm]
The Bitch Slut Club

What you just said made me lose my pants.*

*Underwears. I never wear pants.
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I'd Like To Apply, Bitches [Aug. 15th, 2004|05:33 pm]
The Bitch Slut Club
[mood |bitchybitchy]

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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2004|05:08 pm]
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I was eating a Drumstick ice cream cone and thinking about how sexual it was. With the nuts and everything. So, that got me going. I went out and had sex with the mailman. I took pictures but they're blurry. Maybe I'll upload them later. Or maybe I was dreaming.
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2004|04:25 pm]
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Okay, kids. I'm one of your mods. xxthundrgrrlxx is your other mod. We own you. Now apply!
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