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The Bitch Slut Club

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[Oct. 6th, 2004|01:58 am]
The Bitch Slut Club

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I was looking through old comment from another community ad I found someone posted this in one of mine. So... I'm joining.



Basics
1. Name: Stacy
2. Age: Legal in exactly one week
3. Sex: Female

Slut
Virginity? Where'd you leave yours? In the basement of my ex-boyfriend of a month and a half's house with his parents one room away.
Just how slutty are you? I'm talking numbers. Not too slutty in the sex depratment. 3 guys over a 10 month period? Something like that.
Any STD's? I'm actually proud to be clean, whether it's against the slutness or not.
What's the highest number of boyfriends/girlfriends you've had at once? 2
What's your sluttiest story? We did it while he was at work, in the middle of the conference room.

Bitch
Have you ever slapped someone? Hard? Just for looking at you in a way you didn't like? Slapped someone? Check. Hard? Check. For looking at me a way I didn't like, no. But for talking to me in a tone I didn't like? Check.
How long are your nails? I bite them, they're never long.
Are you friends with the "right" people? Hell yeah I am, I gots mah boyz yo. Ok, so I'm not ghetto, but I can look out for myself. Fuck knowing people.
Have you ever stolen anything? Like your best friend's man? Yeah. Best friend's man included.
Best example of you being a bitch: I once punched this chick for talking shit about my best friend.... I don't know if that's hardcore bitchness but I didn't know her, started yelling at her, then she pushed me too far and I hit her. Whatever.

Opinions:
Cheating: Shit happens, when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, it's not like you're married. You're young, then you're entitled to have fun.
Stealing: Who doesn't do it? I have. You have. Everyone has. Get over it.
Trash talking: I'm so known for this. But whatever, if I don't like you, of course I'm going to talk shit about you, and you're going to talk shit abut me. It's how it works.
Bitch slapping: What about it? I've done it, I said that before. You're not officially a girl unless you've bitch slapped someone.
Ugly people: Considering I fall into this category, I'm going to plead the fifth.
Indecent exposure: I'm all for it. Sometimes it's taken too far. There's a fine line between flashing innocently and being a pervert.

Hottness:
Submit at least two pictures. One should be of you in your bitchiest, haughtest, sluttiest pose.
Shield your eyes, it's gets ugly from here on...


Right side, black gloves.


Porn star pose.


Oh oh, the imaginary cleavage.



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Comments:
From: the_flesh
2004-10-12 06:20 pm (UTC)
Only registered bitchsluts are allowed to make these kind of comments. And bitchsluts have more class than you've shown.
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[User Picture]From: finickee
2004-10-13 02:13 am (UTC)
OMG! We have class!?!?
Hahahaha
I don't think soooooo. Bitching in itself oozes crap...and you think that's class!?!? Oh well...people are entitled to their own opinions, so I will respect yours...no matter how stupid it is. Maybe you should try respecting mine bitch. :)
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From: the_flesh
2004-10-13 07:01 am (UTC)
This is humorous to me. Try applying.
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