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[Aug. 21st, 2004|09:41 pm]
The Bitch Slut Club


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1. Name: lisa
2. Age: 16
3. Sex: female

Virginity? Where'd you leave yours?
well, here's the story kay...back in the day, i use to be into smoking+drinking hardcore. and well, it was never really confirmed, but i guess i lost it in the backseat with this guy i dated for about a week, while his friend was driving. i was 14.
Just how slutty are you? I'm talking numbers.  9 that i've actually gone past "first base" with. but i looooove making out with random people. like whoa love it.
Any STD's? nooo way.
What's the highest number of boyfriends/girlfriends you've had at once? 3.
What's your sluttiest story? i met this hottttt guy at the movies and we fooled around the whole time. and when i say fooled around i mean, made out, he felt me up, and yes, i got f-ed in the movie theater.

Have you ever slapped someone? Hard? Just for looking at you in a way you didn't like?
How long are your nails? shoooort. i bite them. but i get acrylics done often.
Are you friends with the "right" people? not all of them no.
Have you ever stolen anything? Like your best friend's man?  yeah. i got really pissed at her, so me and her bf fooled around. then he broke up with her to go out with me, and i told him i wasnt interested.
Best example of you being a bitch: i was at a show, and there were these little bitches in front of me who were all "punk rock" and i heard one girl say she was allergic to cig. smoke. so i got mine out, and blew the smoke in her face until she had to move away from coughing so much. then when she came back when the show started...i punched her in the face.

i wish it wasnt so easy to do. or such a big deal. but i cant say i havent done it. i might do some pretty bad stuff, but i think cheating is sooo wrong. but just because its wrong, doesnt mean i havent done it.
Stealing- if its worth taking yes. i've taken like make up before, because i think its really dumb to pay for stupid shit like that. and a shirt once. but i dont like stealing. i dont get off on that kinda thing, and i dont think its worth it.
Trash talking- everyone does it. seriously. you cant avoid it. and where would we be without it. plus, sometimes, some people deserve to be trash talked because they effing piss me off.
Bitch slapping- if well deserved yes. sometimes its the only way to express your anger.
Ugly people- get the fuck away from me. i effing hate ugly people who think they are hawt shit too.
Indecent exposure- if you've got it, flaunt it all you want. you cant stop people from doing whatever they please.

Submit at least two pictures. One should be of you in your bitchiest, haughtest, sluttiest pose.


sorry about the clevage...that was an accident.



post script: this hawt chica let me know about this community





From: the_flesh
2004-08-21 09:48 pm (UTC)


- Why do people say "If you've got it, flaunt it" in the indecent exposure question? Doesn't each sex have the same bits and pieces going on? The "if you got it, flaunt it" is such a stupid, stupid answer. The guy in the park who flashes his penis at groups of young people isn't less of a pervert because he has a big cock. And the girl at the crappy rock show isn't less of a ho when she flashes her breasts because she has a nice rack.

+ The cleavage was appreciated. Don't make excuses! Be proud!

+/- Smoking is for losers. But, you punched that girl in the face, so it cancels out.

- Nevermind. Why didn't you just punch her to begin with?

++ You don't even know where your virginity is.

--- Hahaha... Linkin Park...
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From: the_flesh
2004-08-21 09:52 pm (UTC)

Re: No.

Oh, yeah, and people CAN stop you from exposing yourself. Because it's illegal.
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From: stinkydiver
2004-08-22 10:02 am (UTC)

Re: No.

-- I agree, smoking is for losers. So is drinking. Bitchsluts don't believe in vices. Except for fucking. Which isn't so much of a vice as it is a primal need.
+ Cleavage IS something to be proud of.
------- Don't say "effing" at one time and "fuck" at another. Make up your mind. Your grammar is already bad enough as it is. You don't need to further confuse any stupid bitches out there.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-09-17 11:59 pm (UTC)

Re: No.


Nice titties!
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[User Picture]From: undecided504
2004-08-22 06:46 pm (UTC)


- You try to make everything sound worse than it is. 9 that i've actually gone past "first base" with Sorry, only 9? And I think the question implied how many you've had sex with.
- Although I am a pack a day smoker and I started smoking when I was 15, you're 16 and it's illegal. If you're going to fuck up your lungs, wait until they're legally yours to fuck up.
- Drinking. Again. You're 16. You got wasted when you were 14. That's just not right.
- Although you didn't have a choice, I don't like your name. It's too common.
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From: xxthundrgrrlxx
2004-08-23 12:12 pm (UTC)


++ Yes, I am a hawt chica. And attractive. I'm glad you picked up on that.
- Aww...come now...smoking? That hurts attractiveness in the breath/skin area. Just because you're a skank doesn't mean you can't have a nice facial gleam and the mouth-scent of an angel.
+ Boobz.
...- But, as the_flesh said, be proud of the cleave. Don't make any excuses. You don't make excuses to steal your friends' menfolk or slap you some hoes, do you? Don't make excuses to flaunt it either.
- Stealing is always worth it. Especially when it leads to sex. Even shirt sex.
+ This has nothing to do with you, but I just realized "boobz" and "booze" sound similar. That's all.

It's close, but I think I'll have to agree with the others on this one. Sorry

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From: the_flesh
2004-08-23 02:59 pm (UTC)
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-23 03:30 pm (UTC)

we do.

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